Posts

Showing posts with the label funny

My latest wedding invitation wording

They probably wont use this wording... but they might..if they have enough sense of humour. BOth the couple and their families to be honest. Here goes... tell me what you think people: i am Mohie marrying Mennah doing so to go to "Jannah" If you know her you will tell She's the bride i got from hell. Please come join us, watch me fry share my fear, hear my cry Tell her to be kind to me I'll be good, you shall see. We'll be waiting on 11 July else someone will probably die Will you join us or will you not We will serve "you" fresh and hot! At 19:30 to be exact Pyramisa hotel is where its at Oh did i tell you who you'll see The devil will welcome you..that is me! >:oD

Wedding Invitation

Well my friends wedding is coming up in a couple of months. SHe has been asking us for some ideas with regards to many things. The last request she had was a funny or humorous wording for her wedding invitation. I got a couple of ideas from the net and then i made up this little poetic justice!! Tell me what you think :) The 18th of June is our Wedding Day Mae and Khaled are here to stay Venue's the Armante Golf City At 1630 that’s where we'll be We've spent so much on our wedding cake So the wedding dress brooch is very fake. We've shopped so much to get the dress right So you'd better keep your comments about the bride. Hurry up and tell us if you're in or out Before the front tables become a crowd We'll be waiting for your call RSVP Remember the Buffet has more than tea. :)